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Halia 03-20-2013 09:51 PM
Re: Jokes for a happy pregnancy! :D
 
They're bloody funny but true! And thanks for agreeing with me. Haha! :p

Dalinda 03-24-2013 02:20 PM
Re: Jokes for a happy pregnancy! :D
 
Haha, funny realities!
And the last one is so true! Grrr...

Cadelaria 03-24-2013 04:13 PM
Re: Jokes for a happy pregnancy! :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dalinda (Post 2690)
Haha, funny realities!
And the last one is so true! Grrr...
LOL Dalinda! Sorry for giving you breastfeeding as an advice in losing weight on another thread! Now my credibility has been put in question! :D

Adalira 03-31-2013 03:17 PM
Re: Jokes for a happy pregnancy! :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cadelaria (Post 2706)
LOL Dalinda! Sorry for giving you breastfeeding as an advice in losing weight on another thread! Now my credibility has been put in question! :D
Of course not hun! LOL! :D

Edda 04-02-2013 11:01 PM
Couldn't help but share this... :D
 
Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
~Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.


Are birth control pills deductible?
~Only if they don’t work.

What is a chastity belt?
~A labor-saving device.

Should I have a baby after 35?
~No, 35 children are enough.

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
~Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
~With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
~If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
~Yes, your bladder.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
~For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

source

Fanny 04-04-2013 12:28 AM
Re: Jokes for a happy pregnancy! :D
 
Oh my God Edda, I can't stop laughing with those jokes! LOL :D:D

Cailyn 04-05-2013 06:47 PM
Re: Couldn't help but share this... :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Edda (Post 2757)
Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
~Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.


Are birth control pills deductible?
~Only if they don’t work.

What is a chastity belt?
~A labor-saving device.

Should I have a baby after 35?
~No, 35 children are enough.

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
~Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
~With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
~If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
~Yes, your bladder.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
~For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

source
:eek: HAHAHAHAH! Very funny!

Fabiola 04-06-2013 07:03 PM
Re: Couldn't help but share this... :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Edda (Post 2757)
Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
~Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.


Are birth control pills deductible?
~Only if they don’t work.

What is a chastity belt?
~A labor-saving device.

Should I have a baby after 35?
~No, 35 children are enough.

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
~Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
~With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
~If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
~Yes, your bladder.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
~For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

source
@Edda! This is sooo mad! LOOOOOOOL! I absolutely love these!

What is a chastity belt?
~A labor-saving device.

Should I have a baby after 35?
~No, 35 children are enough.
Lol Lol lol!!!!

Fabiola 04-06-2013 07:08 PM
Re: Jokes for a happy pregnancy! :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halia (Post 2168)
LOL! I had a lot of time spent... SWEATING! lol

Gaetana 04-07-2013 01:18 PM
Re: Couldn't help but share this... :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Edda (Post 2757)
Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
~Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
~Yes, your bladder.
These are my favourites!

Oh, but before I forget Edda, just wanna say that you're crazy for sharing this! LOL. :D:D:D


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