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They're bloody funny but true! And thanks for agreeing with me. Haha! :p

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Haha, funny realities!
And the last one is so true! Grrr...

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LOL Dalinda! Sorry for giving you breastfeeding as an advice in losing weight on another thread! Now my credibility has been put in question! :D

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Of course not hun! LOL! :D

Couldn't help but share this... :D
 

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
~Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.


Are birth control pills deductible?
~Only if they don’t work.

What is a chastity belt?
~A labor-saving device.

Should I have a baby after 35?
~No, 35 children are enough.

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
~Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
~With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
~If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
~Yes, your bladder.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
~For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

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Oh my God Edda, I can't stop laughing with those jokes! LOL :D:D

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:eek: HAHAHAHAH! Very funny!

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@Edda! This is sooo mad! LOOOOOOOL! I absolutely love these!

What is a chastity belt?
~A labor-saving device.

Should I have a baby after 35?
~No, 35 children are enough.
Lol Lol lol!!!!

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LOL! I had a lot of time spent... SWEATING! lol

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These are my favourites!

Oh, but before I forget Edda, just wanna say that you're crazy for sharing this! LOL. :D:D:D

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Had a tummy ache laughing on this one.

And here's my fave:

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
~For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

:D:D

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Haha, this just really made my day. LOL! :D

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I love these two:

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
~Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.


My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

LOL! :D:D

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OMG, I never thought these treats will be posted while I was on my maternity leave! LOLing to these funny shares! :D

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That's our welcome treat to your comeback Baha! :D

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Take it easy Baha! :p

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Welcome back! ^^ That's good! Laugh and have fun~

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Yeah, good to have you back Baha!

From what I've posted, this is just my fave:

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

:D

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Ditto. Unimaginable couple if there's one saying those! Haha!

Baha, I know you're enjoying your time now with your cute baby. Cheers!

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Haha! Oh when will this happen for real?!!

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When a female reproductive system is being implanted to the male successfully. :D

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Oh my God, can't stop myself from laughing Idalia!!! :D

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Only goes to show that it's an impossibility. And all we could do is laugh about it. Oh, how lucky the boys are! ;)

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Yep, gotta accept that painful fact. LMAO! :D

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Hahaha, poor dad! :D

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OMG. Hahahaha. :D:D

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Thanks for sharing Cadelaria. It gave me a good, ab-forming laugh! LOL! Ooh, daddies!

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Hahaha! Yeah, poor dad! Just one of the sacrifices he has to bear for her baby girl. :D

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Aw, funny and so cute!

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I would like to add that it's funny, cute, sweet and Ew! Haha!

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Hope my Liam will do this to his dad too! Hahaha :D

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Logical ain't it? LOL I just got back on this site and saw these super funny jokes! I had a good laugh with a lot of the posts here!

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Howdy Gemma?
Same here I'm gonna miss y'all PregnancyForum people come my maternity leave!

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I'm a very proud mom! lol Thanks for asking. I hope all will be well with you.

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Woohoo, good luck Idalia! Be sure to check PregnancyForum out as soon as you can. Good luck birthing!

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One in, one out. But just a temporary one! :D

Glad to have you back Gemma and good luck Idalia! :)

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Naughty mom you are, hahaha! :D

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Bad girl! :p

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Ab-forming!

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Edda!! I was about to sleep and now you just fired up my energy with this post!! LOL! :D